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john smith



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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 7:11 am    Post subject: won nothing Reply with quote

knocked out of the fa cup.
knocked out of the league cup.
no european competion
faced with the 3 biggest rivals all having new managers
no significant injuries all season


and at the end

didnt have the tactical nouse to break chelsea down

threw way a 3-0 lead , because, and every pundit ive seen said the same, they didnt have the ability in the club to put the brakes on and stop the game going away from them.

ladies and gentlemen

the manager of the year

Brenda rogers Shocked Shocked

they are so fucking desperate to give vermin accolades its mind boggling .
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 7:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well... Sky and the Beeb went to all that expense producing documentaries about the dippers winning the league and all that will have to go in the bin unless they edit it a bit and turn it into a tribute to Brenda. (Bet they leave out the bit about his domestic situation though and just show the cannibal with his kids instead, y'know the loving caring family man).
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

New manager, in his debut season in a new country, wins the league cup and and the title, scores the most PL goals, has the best GD and scores the most goals by any top flight club in history in a single season.

Doesn't make the top 3 for Manager of the Year

And how the fuck has Yaya Toure not made Player of the Year or even runner up as Player of the year?

All three awards going to Murdering Scum obviously.

Oh well, we will just have to console ourselves with actual silverware and let those unlucky Scousers get the real awards!
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 9:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nicolae wrote:
New manager, in his debut season in a new country, wins the league cup and and the title, scores the most PL goals, has the best GD and scores the most goals by any top flight club in history in a single season.

Doesn't make the top 3 for Manager of the Year

And how the fuck has Yaya Toure not made Player of the Year or even runner up as Player of the year?

All three awards going to Murdering Scum obviously.

Oh well, we will just have to console ourselves with actual silverware and let those unlucky Scousers get the real awards!


I agree with this 100%.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Easy. Infest every broadcast media with your ex-players, like cockroaches. Have them spend the entire season singing hymns of praise. Cynically manipulate the tragic death of 96 fans to create a myth that you are engaged on some holy quest like King Arthur and finally appoint a whopper as manager, get him to spout the most inane but profound-sounding claptrap and bingo, you've sold an empty box out of the back of a van and fucked off.

Murdering Scum are the homeopaths of football. They are the snake-oil salesmen, the televangelists and tarot card readers. They have mastered that art of dressing up fuck-all to make it look like a painting by Vincent Vanfucking Gogh. And the slack-jawed patsies in our media fall for it like the imbeciles who put their fivers down for the the three cup challenge on the pavement outside Harrods on a Saturday.

With any luck next season, Brenda will be exposed for the empty sham that he is. Although no doubt his creepy, mawkish, New Age toss will still be slurped up by the desperate scouse nation.
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Sol the Red



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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 10:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nicolae wrote:
New manager, in his debut season in a new country, wins the league cup and and the title, scores the most PL goals, has the best GD and scores the most goals by any top flight club in history in a single season.

Doesn't make the top 3 for Manager of the Year

And how the fuck has Yaya Toure not made Player of the Year or even runner up as Player of the year?

All three awards going to Murdering Scum obviously.

Oh well, we will just have to console ourselves with actual silverware and let those unlucky Scousers get the real awards!


Much as it pains me, Pellegrini should have won Manager of the Year and Yaya Toure should have walked away with PoTY. Immense player, absolutely unstoppable at times
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 3:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Agree on Toure, an animal of a player with everything. Couldn't complain if Pellegrini had won either.
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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sol the Red wrote:
Easy. Infest every broadcast media with your ex-players, like cockroaches. Have them spend the entire season singing hymns of praise. Cynically manipulate the tragic death of 96 fans to create a myth that you are engaged on some holy quest like King Arthur and finally appoint a whopper as manager, get him to spout the most inane but profound-sounding claptrap and bingo, you've sold an empty box out of the back of a van and fucked off.

Murdering Scum are the homeopaths of football. They are the snake-oil salesmen, the televangelists and tarot card readers. They have mastered that art of dressing up fuck-all to make it look like a painting by Vincent Vanfucking Gogh. And the slack-jawed patsies in our media fall for it like the imbeciles who put their fivers down for the the three cup challenge on the pavement outside Harrods on a Saturday.

With any luck next season, Brenda will be exposed for the empty sham that he is. Although no doubt his creepy, mawkish, New Age toss will still be slurped up by the desperate scouse nation.



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PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 8:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Think Tony Pulis did a better job than Rodgers considering where they were when he took them over and what he had to work with.

Agree completely that Pellegrini and Toure should have got the awards though. I'm sure the medals will be an adequate consolation though.
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Are they not having a parade for Brenda's award??? Deluded twats
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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 8:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll like this.

http://www.sundayworld.com/sport/opinion/roy-curtis/why-stevie-g-is-most-self-obsessed-footballer-of-his-generation

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AS Murdering Scum buckled this past fortnight, the scale of the surrender to sentiment and the Great Myth of Steven scouse diving cunt Gerrard became apparent.

Essentially the leader who went AWOL at the decisive hour, who could offer only blubbering sobs when his troops needed direction, who abandoned his post in the heat of battle, somehow emerged with a Purple Heart pinned to his tear-stained chest.

Even the Fourth Estate chose to raise the white flag to the fairy story of Stevie G when the Football Writers’ Association arrived at the absurd conclusion that here was the second-best performer in the Premier League over the past nine months.

Straight faces were maintained at their London hooley as they deemed scouse diving cunt Gerrard’s body of work superior to Eden Hazard and, quite preposterously, Yaya Toure, the peerless touchstone against whom every midfield portfolio must be measured.

Distil the difference between Manchester City and Murdering Scum down to its essence, investigate why the former lifted the title on Sunday as the latter wallowed in a river of misery, and it is impossible to walk away from a pair of damning conclusions.

Firstly, the team that the Kop, in its ravenous hunger for a new age of prosperity, chose to prematurely deem soldiers of destiny, cannot defend: Murdering Scum leaked 23 goals more than Chelsea, 12 more than City, seven more, even, than a hapless Manchester United.

Secondly, in terms of leadership and inspiration at critical junctures from its midfield talisman, the contribution of Toure – one which goes way beyond his stunning 20 league goals input – dwarfs that of scouse diving cunt Gerrard, renders it a nothing.

These two flaws fatally merged at Crystal Palace when scouse diving cunt Gerrard, deemed Europe’s pre-eminent controlling midfielder by his manager, became the very opposite, a vision of disorganised chaos, as the Eagles landed three killer blows.

This is not to say that scouse diving cunt Gerrard had a poor season, not at all. But to deem him among the brightest stars in the season’s constellation is simply a work of fiction, a sop to saccharine-induced nostalgia.

It says much for the Englishman’s genius for self-promotion that he would garner more first preference votes than the transcendent Ivorian in the Player of the Year poll conducted by those who scribble about the game on a daily basis.

Here is a triumph of mush over substance, the creation of the greatest fable since the days of Aesop.

Perhaps the writers, like scouse diving cunt Gerrard himself against Chelsea in what has emerged as the defining image of the season and a treasure trove for parody, had suffered a cataclysmic, collective and concussive slip that had scrambled their senses.

Murdering Scum fans tend to rewrite history when it comes to the player who did just about everything in his power to board the Chelsea express in 2004 (Google his quotes from that time) until thuggish threats to his family persuaded him to step back.

And in the process scouse diving cunt Gerrard has become half man, half folk-ballad.

Second-best in England this season? He wasn’t even remotely close to being second best at his own club.

In truth, he ranked somewhere between the fourth and eighth most valuable player at Murdering Scum.

Unquestionably adrift of Luis Suarez, Daniel Sturridge and Raheem Sterling, any honest internal poll would have him jostling with Jordan Henderson, Philippe Coutinho and Simon Mignolet for the minor placings in a thrilling year of rebirth.

scouse diving cunt Gerrard was not in the top 20 performers in England.

Of those who can loosely be termed midfielders, he trailed Toure, Hazard, David Silva, Willian, Fernandinho, Adam Lallana, Santi Cazorla and, perhaps, Henderson. Aaron Ramsey in his three months of fitness was a vividly more stellar figure.

Those who observed scouse diving cunt Gerrard’s comically inept display against Aston Villa at Anfield in January could only assume Brendan Rodgers had spent the evening socialising with the ghosts of Hunter S Thompson, Oliver Reed and George Best when he recently deemed scouse diving cunt Gerrard “the best in European football in a controlling role”.

Where was the control when he keeled over like a bullet-ridden Bambi against Chelsea?

If that was a cruel taunt from the heavens, there was no outside influence as Murdering Scum blew that three-goal lead at Palace last week.

A holding midfielder of substance – a Keane, a Vieira, – would have stood up in the face of such impertinence from the underclasses, would have stamped their authority on the south London turf and crushed any hint of a proletariat uprising.

scouse diving cunt Gerrard – all General MacArthur in his public utterances before the game – merely dissolved into the night.

The man who has shamelessly played to the Sky Sports lens these past few weeks was suddenly pushing the camera away, railing against the very intrusions he had not only invited, but demanded after each decisive Murdering Scum step forward.

It is true he enjoyed a memorable afternoon as City were downed, but would that helter-skelter contest have followed the same storyline had the immense Toure not been ambushed by injury in the early minutes?

If Rodgers in that earlier quote was referring to his skipper’s capacity to “control” the perceptions surrounding him then perhaps he had a point.

scouse diving cunt Gerrard is England’s captain and he is peerless at one aspect of the modern game: Feeding the Great Myth.

Whether it is through tears or fist-pumping rallying cries or the smitten, innocent-in-love badge kissing, he creates the illusion of being the ultimate team-player.

In truth, scouse diving cunt Gerrard is a credible rival to Cristiano Ronaldo and Zlatan Ibrahimovich for the title of most self-obsessed footballer of his generation.

Yet so many fall for the great delusion of Stevie G, the unbending one-club man.

Whether it is turning on the tear-taps or morphing into Russell Crowe after the victory over City when gathering his players in a post-match huddle for his mortifying Gladiator speech, his genius is to cultivate this image as Murdering Scum’s bastion.

He is the selfless hero, the fearless superintendent, the upholder of standards, the solid Scouser, the forever loyal Red, the man who will keep the darkness at bay.

The only problem is when the truth intrudes upon the narrative.

Like when night fell for Murdering Scum supporters on Sunday as City – despite being stripped of their world-class striker for most of the season – were crowned champions for the second time in three seasons.

Led by Toure, a midfield player from a different continent to scouse diving cunt Gerrard by birth; and a different planet when it comes to leadership and achievement.

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PostPosted: Thu May 15, 2014 9:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

RV- that article's mint!

Feel Dirty...agree with Nic.... Embarassed
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2014 11:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cheers JS -

It's been such a rough season I'd actually forgotten about the Community Shield.
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