m-u-f-c Message Board

 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

The new Lukaku song
Goto page Previous  1, 2
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    m-u-f-c.co.uk Forum Index -> m-u-f-c General Forum
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Southern Red



Joined: 08 May 2010
Posts: 2116
Location: Haywards Heath

PostPosted: Sat Sep 23, 2017 8:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've tried sitting on the fence on this debate as I wanted to see what others had to say about it. From day one I never felt the song was racist, but wanted to gauge the opinions of others before jumping on the PC killjoy bandwagon.

IMO racism only has negative intentions. This song is meant to be positive, however misguided it may be.

What it does do is use a stereotype. Like it or not we are all stereotyped everyday. And for those that disagree with stereotypical "banter", should we stop labelling the residents of a whole city as work shy (and that's mild, when you consider some of the stuff we call them)? Should we stop labelling Chelsea supporters as rent boys? And let's not forget the famous Park song!!! Are these stereotype as bad, if not worse, than singing about a bloke on the size of manhood?

As for the song itself, I love the tune, but would look to change the lyrics as it is a bit tacky.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
pdl



Joined: 20 Dec 2003
Posts: 1143

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you are Lukaku, Romelu Lukaku
You're big and solid, just like a rock
And when it's pouring, you're always scoring
And this song is not about your cock

*I'll get me hat
_________________
“You wait. Everyone has an Antarctic.”
― Thomas Pynchon, V.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
tafkaf



Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 6245

PostPosted: Sun Sep 24, 2017 7:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Political correctness gone mad DSOR.

All paddys are thick. All taffs are sheep shaggers. The scots are all piss heads. Pakistanis in their corner shops. And black people have huge cocks.

That's why poor Bernard got hounded off the telly. By the 'alternatives'.... political correctness gone mad, Stu.

Boring old Shiite... that's why it shouldn't be sung. Have a bit of cleverness or wit in there.
_________________
We have some right mardy twats as fans, Chubby is the worst.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
north country boy



Joined: 13 Aug 2004
Posts: 2719
Location: in the area

PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 4:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/sep/26/david-squires-on-fans-bravely-persisting-with-their-romelu-lukaku-song
_________________
4-4-2 > 3-5-2
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail MSN Messenger
Red Snow



Joined: 15 Aug 2004
Posts: 2118
Location: London

PostPosted: Tue Sep 26, 2017 10:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

north country boy wrote:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2017/sep/26/david-squires-on-fans-bravely-persisting-with-their-romelu-lukaku-song



This is the greatest cunting thing since prawn avocado kale club sandwich.
_________________
"United's success has generated its wealth; City's wealth has generated its success. Anything else is just piss and wind."

Cheerful Sid
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Diablo



Joined: 06 Jan 2004
Posts: 2935
Location: Daan Sowf

PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure something could be constructed based on the "Hokey Cokey":

Oooooh Romelu Lukaku (rpt x3 with inflections)
Knees bent, arms stretched, score score score!

Now where's that coat gone?


Dare I say it...but Marouanne Felatio could also have the Hokey Cokey treatment.
_________________
Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on than illumination.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
tafkaf



Joined: 07 Feb 2006
Posts: 6245

PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marion Horatio should have "Heads, elbows,kicks and toes" really.
_________________
We have some right mardy twats as fans, Chubby is the worst.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Waggers



Joined: 22 Aug 2004
Posts: 7831
Location: Deeping St James

PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 12:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Diablo wrote:
I'm sure something could be constructed based on the "Hokey Cokey":

Oooooh Romelu Lukaku (rpt x3 with inflections)
Knees bent, arms stretched, score score score!

Now where's that coat gone?


Dare I say it...but Marouanne Felatio could also have the Hokey Cokey treatment.


At the ris of being cast into hell by Kato

You put your big knob in
You pull your big knob out
You do the the Romelu Lukaku
And you score a goal


Sorry I'm shit at rhyming Wink
_________________
I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.

A. A. Milne
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website MSN Messenger
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    m-u-f-c.co.uk Forum Index -> m-u-f-c General Forum All times are GMT + 1 Hour
Goto page Previous  1, 2
Page 2 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group