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Sol the Red



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 3:02 pm    Post subject: The snowflake nation Reply with quote

A minor snowfall has resulted in dire warnings of virtually instant death for anyone getting in a car. The female dominated media has gone into a safety lecturing frenzy, with horrific pictures of people not actually dying, but taking foolish risks by going outdoors without mummy. One school headmaster has forbidden pupils to even touch snow, for “safety” reasons.

We really have become a pussy-whipped nation of whimpering, gutless multi-sexuals. If the entire country had to go to war again, we’d be surrendering within 2 days. The country has already fallen to the tampon.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well said sir.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I still think Sol’s original post is a piss take.

The female dominated media? Bwahaaahahaha

Bloody wimmin!
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 9:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All hail the tampon! We’d be in a bloody mess without it. Shocked

We have always been a nation pre-occupied with the weather, alas there is no such thing as bad weather in the UK, just unsuitable clothing. We have however turned weather into news by naming storms, having various coloured alerts and the like. Bring back Michael Fish!

On a side note, I’m actually chuffed-as-fook we as a nation are wholly unprepared for war. If you judge a nation on its preparedness to send its young men into battle then there are plenty of countries that live in a perma-state of military mobilisation, not many of them make great places to live, plus none of them are home to Manchester United.
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.thejournal.ie/europe-beast-from-the-beast-3877165-Feb2018/

42 snowflakes wha... they all shudda just manned up is what’s what... Probably all women too!!!!!!!

Women wha... Ruining things for us men
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Sol the Red



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tafkaf wrote:
I still think Sol’s original post is a piss take.


It was. Very Happy

Although the school not letting kids even touch the snow seems a bit of an over-reaction.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2018 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I drove from Huddersfield to Oxford and than back to Stockport without one single incident or hitch.

There is surprisingly little wrong with the majority of roads but the need to fill 24 hour media channels is what leads to the hysterics.

Yes it has been very bad some times on some roads in some areas but has it been so bad that one chief of police described leaving the house to travel on the road network as "bordering on criminal"? No abso-fucking-lutely not!

Will I have have worked from home 3 days out of 5 this week, yes because it was sensible and prudent to do so, I achieved more and took less risks, is Britain on the verge of a post-apocalyptic waste land? No abso-fucking-lutely not!

Have the BBC been able to fill 23 hours and 55 minutes every day this week on their dreadful, tax payers money wasting 24 hours rolling news channel with nothing more brain taxing than low pressure and above average precipitation? Yes, yes they have and boy have they fucking loved it.

I used to be a fan of Britain, I fucking hate the place now and I'm too old to emigrate, the only hope left is popping to the shops in this weather, with luck I may never return!
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It baffles me as to why we need all these warnings. If you see snow on the road, if it's cold and wet etc and you can't work out it may be a little more dangerous than normal than natural selection should be allowed to do it's thing.
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The ends of my jeans & my trainers got soaked on an emergency run to the offie... can I claim for that on my insurance?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:46 pm    Post subject: Re: The snowflake nation Reply with quote

Sol the Red wrote:
A minor snowfall has resulted in dire warnings of virtually instant death for anyone getting in a car. The female dominated media has gone into a safety lecturing frenzy, with horrific pictures of people not actually dying, but taking foolish risks by going outdoors without mummy. One school headmaster has forbidden pupils to even touch snow, for “safety” reasons.

We really have become a pussy-whipped nation of whimpering, gutless multi-sexuals. If the entire country had to go to war again, we’d be surrendering within 2 days. The country has already fallen to the tampon.



Good post, best pisstake I've seen in a long time. Even by your meagre standards, Solomon. Wink
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Zoolander wrote:


I used to be a fan of Britain, I fucking hate the place now and I'm too old to emigrate, the only hope left is popping to the shops in this weather, with luck I may never return!



I do not hate it, but I do not love it as I did . It is why I got the fuck out as soon as I could mate, and I have no qualms about doing so.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like it less and less, the politics is dire, the weather is usually crap all year round, the people are generally ill-informed and too lazy, busy & ignorant to find out the truth for themselves, the football at the highest level is dull, predictable, too expensive and too sterile and right-wing and left-wing gobshites with abhorrent world views appear to be setting the agenda.

However, this is the same in just about every westernised country. Capitalism is failing to address the significant imbalances it naturally creates, the alternative is unworkable but when CEOs are getting £25m a year to cut jobs, cut expenses and then answer only to the stock exchange rather than their staff or clients then we’re fucked. We need a huge event to rebalance as politicians and elected officials have lost control to big business, banks and the greed that goes with it. Brexit and Trump exist as a warning that things are truly fucked, they must be if national self-harm and electing a wankstain like Trump are considered as answers.

Your never too old to make a change though. If you can add more than you take from a country they will generally let you live and work there.
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